I Love My Whole Grain Oats (Single)

by A Stray Catalyst

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Inspired by a true story!

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I started eating Cheerios
To help my high cholesterol
Well, at least that's what I say when people ask
But my real motivation
Was my bad constipation
Pooping had become a daunting task

Now I'm one happy wiper
'Cause my crap is riper
When I eat my fiber cereal
When I get the right nutrition
I make regular emissions
That's why I love my whole grain oats

When I put food in my mouth
It took so long to travel south
Seems like it was never in a rush
My loads were small but now they're not
I'm proud to say I got a lot
I make so much I have to double-flush

Now I'm one happy wiper
'Cause my crap is riper
When I eat my fiber cereal
When I get the right nutrition
I make regular emissions
That's why I love my whole grain oats

I used to spend all of my dough
On fancy toilet paper rolls
Something I no longer have to do
You can say I'm goin' green
A single wipe will get me clean
On top of that I never clog the loo

Now I'm one happy wiper
'Cause my crap is riper
When I eat my fiber cereal
When I get the right nutrition
I make regular emissions
That's why I love my whole grain oats
That's why I love my whole grain oats
That's why I love my whole grain oats

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released June 20, 2022
Music written, recorded, and mixed by Saki.
Video produced, directed, and edited by Saki.

Personnel:
Saki - autoharp, accordion, lead vocals
Andre Beller - upright bass, backup vocals
Dylan Marks - cajon, backup vocals
Fast Heart Mart - banjo, backup vocals
Jamie Shadowlight - fiddle, backup vocals
Devon Crowe - backup vocals

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A Stray Catalyst San Diego, California

A Stray Catalyst is a collaborative musical Gesamtkunstwerk project led by Saki.

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